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The Tendieman
Quote of the Day
“And the days that I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations
Well, I have really good days” Mother Blues ~ Ray Wylie Hubbard
Mark Steyn: I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat
Dominick the Donkey
The Italian Christmas Donkey!
Bing Crosby / The Andrews Sisters – Mele Kalikimaka
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas day
That’s the island greeting that we send to you
From the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun will shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii’s way to say Merry Christmas to you
Extra verse / alternate ending for Steve Miller’s “Take the Money and Run”
He put a call in to the Federales,
Who caught the murderers just outside of Nogales!
STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL: Princess Leia’s Life Day song
So bad it’s amusing. 🙂
I Hate Christmas – Oscar the Grouch
I can’t think of anything that’s dumber.
To a grouch, Christmas is a bummer!
Beaming faces everywhere.
Happiness is in the air.
I’m telling you, it isn’t fair!
I hate Christmas!
People loaded with good will,
Giving presents. What a thrill!
That slushy nonsense makes me ill.
I hate Christmas!
I’d rather have a holiday like normal grouches do.
Instead of getting presents, they take presents back from you!
Here comes Santa, girls and boys!
So who needs that big red noise?
I’ll tell him where to leave his toys.
I hate Christmas!
And if you want the truth, I ain’t so crazy about Easter and Labor Day either!
Christmas carols to be sung.
Decorations to be hung.
Oh, yeah? Well, I stick out my tongue!
I hate Christmas!
Christmas bells play loud and strong.
Hurts my ears, all that ding-dong.
Besides, it goes on much too long!
I hate Christmas!
I’d rather have a holiday with a lot less joy and flash,
With a lot less cheerful smiling, and a lot more dirty trash, yeah!
Christmas Day is almost here.
When it’s over, then I cheer!
I’m glad it’s only once a year.
I hate Christmas!
Twelve Days of Christmas performed by Bob and Doug McKenzie