Them anti-social Baltic Nordic Finno-Ugrics…

Coriotvirus crossover satire

Моrmоns, Јеhоvаh’s Wіtnеssеs beg strangers through spam emails to Zoom conference with them since they can’t proselytize door-to-door at present due to the coronavirus pandemic

I was gonna make a satirical news story, but I’m lazy now and the headline says it all.

Seriously, is anyone missing door-to-door proselytizing in these coronavirus lockdown times?

I know I’m not! 🙂

(I have actually had telephone proselytizing in the past, but not for some years now.)