Barney Frank looked disgusting–nipples protruding–in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 21, 2011
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Harvey, Oprah, and some bottle-blondie
Too bad ‘The Gorilla Channel’ isn’t real; that would be awesome!
Trump Derangement Syndrome makes mainstream media stupid
I’m old enough to remember when Newsweek knew what plagiarism means. https://t.co/nqmagFkSU6
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 30, 2017
Jogging from the perspective of animals
Like an episode of EastEnders
Hidden Figures
Canadians building wall to keep out Lena Dunham, Miley Cyrus, etc.
Bobcaygeon is not a spice
Twitter parody of Dan Brown – “Nunferno”
Chapter 1 Famed symbologist Dirk Langdon stared at the albino nun. Who was she? Why was she on a motorbike? And why had she just shot him?—
Dan Vinci’s Nunferno (@Nunferno) April 15, 2013
Chapter 2 Langdon awoke in a crisp, clean hospital bed. He stared blearily out of the window at the Eiffel Tower and frowned. Where was he?—
Dan Vinci’s Nunferno (@Nunferno) April 17, 2013
Chapter 3 ‘You’re a very lucky man, Mr Langdon, 46,’ said renowned surgeon Marcel Pontneuf, 53, staring down at his recumbent patient . .—
Dan Vinci’s Nunferno (@Nunferno) May 13, 2013
. . . The chisel-cheeked doctor continued, handsomely. ‘If that bullet had been one inch further to the left it would have hit your body.’—
Dan Vinci’s Nunferno (@Nunferno) May 13, 2013
Langdon, 46, leapt from his bed. ‘I must get to the Louvre!’ he cried, racing down the corridor like…
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