Shitpoasting thread

And that’s a John Denver lyric quoted, neither Charlie Daniels nor Kenny Rogers.

(Nor Burt Reynolds, Sean Connery, nor Eric Clapton.)

😂

Donald Trump on Barney Frank

Barney Frank looked disgusting–nipples protruding–in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 21, 2011

Harvey, Oprah, and some bottle-blondie

Caption contest. I'll start: "I'll trade you the bottle-blonde for an executive producer credit for Gayle"#HarveyWeinstein #Oprah #Oprah2020 #MeToo #SheKnew #TIMESUP pic.twitter.com/vMicpyVK3Y

— Kevin Michael Grace (@KMGVictoria) January 9, 2018

Too bad ‘The Gorilla Channel’ isn’t real; that would be awesome!

Wow, this extract from Wolff’s book is a shocking insight into Trump’s mind: pic.twitter.com/1ZecclggSa

— the gorilla channel thing is a joke (@pixelatedboat) January 5, 2018

Trump Derangement Syndrome makes mainstream media stupid

I’m old enough to remember when Newsweek knew what plagiarism means. https://t.co/nqmagFkSU6

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 30, 2017

Jogging from the perspective of animals

Jogging pic.twitter.com/bHXQMJvCQL

— jake likes onions (@jakelikesonions) October 18, 2017

Like an episode of EastEnders

Hidden Figures

"We were just about to launch the Apollo rocket in the wrong direction when, suddenly, Shaniqua stepped in to set us straight. Whew!"

— Diablo (@Diablo_2) June 29, 2017

Canadians building wall to keep out Lena Dunham, Miley Cyrus, etc.

#Canada begins construction of their southern border wall to keep out @lenadunham and other fleeing libs. #TrumpProtest pic.twitter.com/cWie4qCUjQ

— John Cardillo (@johncardillo) November 10, 2016

Bobcaygeon is not a spice

76% of Canadians believe Bobcaygeon is a spice

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) September 5, 2012