“Snipped it in the butt” Oops! Someone just emailed me a professional email that ended in "We could've snipped it in the butt earlier"SNIPPEDITINTHEBUTT Nipped it in the bud – correctNipped it in the butt – incorrectSnipped it in the butt -Incorrecter — Your Lord and Daveior (@TheFaceOfDave) May 14, 2019 Be sure to click and read the thread; lots of other great malapropisms. 🙂 Advertisements
Me too I don’t know how I’ll survive without having regular sex with @Alyssa_Milano . https://t.co/JzZ0Bsf27Y — Ray Sawhill (@raysawhill) May 11, 2019
Amusing surreal YouTube livestream banter KMG quote of the day: “You see why I don’t want to get involved with these people, Luke?” > ‘Because you don’t want to burn your nipples on a livestream?’ “I don’t want to burn them at anytime.” — Blair Nathan (@Blair_A_Nathan) February 9, 2019
introducing new Boycott Tickets For those of you who are concerned with the Comedy Unleashed ethos of supporting free-thinking, free speech, and the right to offend, we are introducing new Boycott Tickets. Simply purchase a Boycott Ticket for £4.50, and then don't turn up. — Comedy Unleashed (@UnleashedComedy) January 13, 2019
