Alcoholics Unanimous

What is Alcoholics Unanimous?
Alcoholics Unanimous is an international fellowship of men and women who have had a drinking problem. It is nonprofessional, self-supporting, nondenominational, multiracial, apolitical, and available on almost every college campus. There are no age or education requirements, but if you know any hot girls, we want you to join! Membership is open to anyone who wants to do something about his or her drinking problem, and needs somebody to help manage it.
How Does AU Work?
A.U. is a very simple program based on one premise: The leading indicator of having a drinking problem is when you start drinking alone.With that in mind, we created A.U. If you are alone and you want a drink, you call your A.U. Sponsor, and he will make sure that somebody comes over to drink with you. Pounding back a few with your A.U. brethren is “social drinking,” something that’s widely approved of, and certainly not an indication of alcoholism.

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