Parody ad from National Lampoon that got them sued

Poetry parody

And gentlemen in New York now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That rode the bus upon sat Crispin’s name.

— Dan Hartung 🌹⚽️ (@lakefxdan) November 16, 2019

c.f.

‘St Crispin’s Day’ speech with translation

MP Singing in Parliament of Western Australia

The Slap 2

Alcoholics Unanimous

What is Alcoholics Unanimous?
Alcoholics Unanimous is an international fellowship of men and women who have had a drinking problem. It is nonprofessional, self-supporting, nondenominational, multiracial, apolitical, and available on almost every college campus. There are no age or education requirements, but if you know any hot girls, we want you to join! Membership is open to anyone who wants to do something about his or her drinking problem, and needs somebody to help manage it.
How Does AU Work?
A.U. is a very simple program based on one premise: The leading indicator of having a drinking problem is when you start drinking alone.With that in mind, we created A.U. If you are alone and you want a drink, you call your A.U. Sponsor, and he will make sure that somebody comes over to drink with you. Pounding back a few with your A.U. brethren is “social drinking,” something that’s widely approved of, and certainly not an indication of alcoholism.

(From here.)

10 Hours of Princess Leia Walking in NYC

(Hat tip: peterike2)

Bobcaygeon is not a spice

76% of Canadians believe Bobcaygeon is a spice

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) September 5, 2012

Twitter parody of Dan Brown – “Nunferno”

Will S.' Random Weirdness Blog

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Chapter 1 Famed symbologist Dirk Langdon stared at the albino nun. Who was she? Why was she on a motorbike? And why had she just shot him?—
Dan Vinci’s Nunferno (@Nunferno) April 15, 2013

Chapter 2 Langdon awoke in a crisp, clean hospital bed. He stared blearily out of the window at the Eiffel Tower and frowned. Where was he?—
Dan Vinci’s Nunferno (@Nunferno) April 17, 2013

Chapter 3 ‘You’re a very lucky man, Mr Langdon, 46,’ said renowned surgeon Marcel Pontneuf, 53, staring down at his recumbent patient . .—
Dan Vinci’s Nunferno (@Nunferno) May 13, 2013

. . . The chisel-cheeked doctor continued, handsomely. ‘If that bullet had been one inch further to the left it would have hit your body.’—
Dan Vinci’s Nunferno (@Nunferno) May 13, 2013

Langdon, 46, leapt from his bed. ‘I must get to the Louvre!’ he cried, racing down the corridor like…

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Cookie Monster Metal

Speaking of Cookie Monster singing: