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Police respond to report of a domestic dispute; find it’s just a drunk man yelling at his parrot

That’s a relief, and amusing, too! 🙂

An Ontario man ran afoul of provincial police this week after spending a night at home with his pet parrot.

Police in Brighton, between Toronto and Kingston, said they were originally called to a home at 8 p.m. on Tuesday after neighbours heard what they believed to be a domestic dispute.

Northumberland OPP Const. Steve Bates said the neighbours knew the home was usually occupied by a couple, but police found only one person when they arrived.

“They heard him yelling and saying, ‘I hope you die,’ and so on and so forth,” Bates said. “So we attended and we located the male of the household alone in the house screaming at his pet parrot who apparently was ‘beaking off’ at him, in his words.”

The man had been drinking, Bates said, adding that the parrot did not appear to be hurt in any way.

Police did not lay any charges.

“I hope you die!” – drunk guy

“I hope you die!” – parrot

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Patrick Stewart applying to be U.S. citizen to oppose Trump

I’m sure Trump is quaking now, what with having Prof. X / Capt. Picard against him! 😉

NEW YORK — Patrick Stewart says he’s applying for U.S. citizenship in order to fight and oppose U.S. President Donald Trump.

The British actor said on Thursday’s episode of “The View” that he and his wife went to Washington last month to visit friends and to ask them what they could do about Trump. He said the only answer was to “fight” and “oppose” Trump, but he can’t do that because he’s not a citizen.