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Some unfortunate legitimate URL names

From here:
 

www.apetit.com

This is one of those ‘lost in translation’ problems where the meaning is different if the word is taken literally in English instead of the native language. This Finnish recipe site only needs an additional ‘e’ at the end to make more sense to English speakers, but as it stands, it’s possible to believe that it might contain images of primates’ breasts.

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www.lesbocages.com

Here we have another example of a phrase that has a completely different meaning if read in English rather than French, as it’s supposed it. Les Bocages is the site of an English tree surgeon based in Brittany. Bocage is a Norman word that means wood or small forest, but when viewed in the address bar by an English speaker, it could just as well read Lesbo Cages and be a site selling enclosures for gay women.

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www.blackhatebook.com

Although it’s conceivable that fans of the Klu Klux Klan might think this is a social networking site for racists, it’s actually for the Black Hat eBook. It’s all about SEO, you see – the process of making your web pages rank better in search engines such as google. We’re surprised that the owners of this domain haven’t changed it, but perhaps the site gets more hits because of the unintentional second meaning? We’re not sure, but it’s still live today.

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www.effoff.com

Anyone with a head for business knows that the customer is always right, so it’s best not to tell them to eff off in the URL of your website. But that’s exactly what Effective Office Environments, based in Cincinnati, appears to do.

The firm aims to “be a leader in planning and managing effective interiors for working, learning, and health care facilities. We work with you throughout your move or renovation to make it a successful transition.”

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www.ladrape.com

Based just off the M56 near Runcorn, this British company manufactures bespoke bed spreads, both contemporary and traditional. We’re sure the products are great, but whoever decided to use a French word as the company name evidently never thought how it might look as a website URL. La Drape shouldn’t raise any eyebrows on headed notepaper, but in a web browser it takes on an entirely different meaning.

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www.hollandshitfestival.nl

Walk of Life is a Dutch events agency, but for reasons unknown to us, its URL is hollandshitfestival.nl. Obviously it’s meant to be Holland’s Hit Festival, but it sounds like it could be a gathering where people get to grips with manure.

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www.whorepresents.com

Struggling to find the perfect gift for someone who sleeps around? Don’t try www.whorepresents.com as all you’ll get is a comprehensive database of entertainment industry contacts.

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www.therapistfinder.com

Although well known, this is the URL that made us laugh the hardest. If you’re looking for a therapist, this Californian site can help you find one. However, it’s all to easy to mis-read it as The Rapist Finder, which is presumably why the domain now redirects to www.counselingcalifornia.com.

Similarly, a website called www.therapistschoice.com is now occupied by a ‘typo-squatting’ site which simply contains links to other sites.

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http://oldmanshaven.com

Try not to picture it, too late. This unfortunate collision of words, bringing to mind images worthy of a lemon party (don’t Google it – NSFW), is actually for the Old Man’s Haven Cabins in Hocking Hills, Ohio. The website mentions scenic beauty and outdoor activities, plus ‘breathtaking views’ – again we hope they’re talking about the scenery. Of course, if you are an old gentlemen who likes to let it all hang out, then maybe these ‘private and secluded’ getaways will be just the thing.

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http://speedofart.com

This art website conjures images of a flatulent swimmer, and little is funnier than farting in a swimming pool. We’re surprised that swimwear giant Speedo hasn’t gently suggested a change of name to the owner, but for now Speedofart.com lives on.

Police respond to report of a domestic dispute; find it’s just a drunk man yelling at his parrot

That’s a relief, and amusing, too! 🙂

An Ontario man ran afoul of provincial police this week after spending a night at home with his pet parrot.

Police in Brighton, between Toronto and Kingston, said they were originally called to a home at 8 p.m. on Tuesday after neighbours heard what they believed to be a domestic dispute.

Northumberland OPP Const. Steve Bates said the neighbours knew the home was usually occupied by a couple, but police found only one person when they arrived.

“They heard him yelling and saying, ‘I hope you die,’ and so on and so forth,” Bates said. “So we attended and we located the male of the household alone in the house screaming at his pet parrot who apparently was ‘beaking off’ at him, in his words.”

The man had been drinking, Bates said, adding that the parrot did not appear to be hurt in any way.

Police did not lay any charges.

“I hope you die!” – drunk guy

“I hope you die!” – parrot