A Texas woman got a reminder this week that dating is the worst.
The 35-year-old woman may be facing a legal dispute after a man she met online, Brandon Vezmar, sued her last week for texting during their first date to the movies, according to the American-Statesman.
Vezmar, 37, filed a claim against his failed love interest, who did not want to be identified, asking her to reimburse him for the $17.31 ticket to a 3D showing of “Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2” in Austin, Texas.
Vezmar claims his date started texting about 15 minutes into the film, which is apparently a movie etiquette transgression in his book.
“It was kind of a first date from hell,” Vezmar told the American-Statesman. “This is like one of my biggest pet peeves.”
I hope he wins. She’s the rudest thing and thoroughly self absorbed. He deserves his money back.
I think it’s hilarious – and awesome!
Too bad for wimps who don’t like reminders of what their chicken starts out as – a feathered bird that needs to be plucked, before it becomes poultry…
“Alouette, gentille alouette,
Alouette, je te plumerai.”
“Little skylark, lovely little skylark,
Little skylark, I’ll pluck your feathers off.”