You don’t know what fun is until you’ve witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming “A fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cunt” while angrily circling a hairbrush that’s been dropped on the floor…
— Nicki (@AwkwardAndOdd) December 1, 2018
I think it’s hilarious – and awesome!
Too bad for wimps who don’t like reminders of what their chicken starts out as – a feathered bird that needs to be plucked, before it becomes poultry…
“Alouette, gentille alouette,
Alouette, je te plumerai.”
“Little skylark, lovely little skylark,
Little skylark, I’ll pluck your feathers off.”