If You’re Gonna Play in Georgia… (Alabama Parody)

Farce the Music! 

If you’re gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band
That lead guitar’s alright but son, not for a Leesburg man
So make that EQ bounce for “Country Girl” and let’s all jam
If you’re gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band
I remember down in Macon we were playin’ country songs
When a frat-boy in the back stood up and yelled, “Get Your Shine On!”
He said, “We hate what you’re doin’, we need the thump real strong,
Bro, that twang you’re twangin’ don’t belong”

UNLEASH THE DOGS OF WAR

Some fun satire about secessionists in eastern Ukraine.

“Greetings from New Republic of Slaviyansk-Dogtopia! We have seized control of local dog pound from forces loyal to evil cat-loving Kievan Junta, namely dirty squirrel called Boris.

We assert sovereign right of local Russian dog to piss on fire hydrant and stick head out of tractor window on freeway. We also demand right of unification with other Russian dog near Stravinsky sausage factory. Western media is to criticize for us by pissing on fire hydrant, but fire hydrant symbol of evil Atlanticist alliance that want to replace us with poodle and other gay sex pet, like octopus.