Car Terminology – The joy of Daughters

The daughter asks her Dad, “Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me that I didn’t understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.”

Her Dad said, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his lugnuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking fluid out of his exhaust pipe.”