Amusingly crappy spam

“Today, while I was at work, my sister stole my iphone and tested to see
if it can survive a thirty foot drop, just so
she can be a youtube sensation. My iPad is now broken and she has 83 views.

I know this is totally off topic but I had to share it with someone!”

Um, why is your iPad broken if it was your iPhone that was stolen to be dropped? 😉

Try again, bots. The one about the seashell with the live crab biting her ear was more funny. 😉

Best blog spam comment evar

Today, I went to the beach front with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to tell someone!