Amusingly crappy spam

“Today, while I was at work, my sister stole my iphone and tested to see
if it can survive a thirty foot drop, just so
she can be a youtube sensation. My iPad is now broken and she has 83 views.

I know this is totally off topic but I had to share it with someone!”

Um, why is your iPad broken if it was your iPhone that was stolen to be dropped? 😉

Try again, bots. The one about the seashell with the live crab biting her ear was more funny. 😉