BoB, your readers are the best! (And not just because I am one of them.) 🙂
When I publishedBar jokes for English majors, I had a sneaking suspicion that my faithful readers — and perhaps even a few faithless ones — would chime in with additions of their own, and they did not disappoint. They inspired me to write a few more as well. So here we go with round two:
An adverb walks into a bar purposefully, demands a bottle of whiskey urgently, consumes it single-handedly, and passes out immediately.
A homonym woks into a barre.
A flirtatious semicolon walks into a bar and winks at a colon who’s making eyes at her.
His, hers, theirs, mine, yours, and ours walk into a bar and quickly take possession.
Alliteration arrives at an authentic Alabama alehouse and asks for applejack.
A contraction walks into a bar even though it isn’t thirsty, doesn’t feel like drinking, and can’t explain why someone who’s not in the…
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