Prophecy of a Ten Ton Cheese, by James McIntyre

Cheese is the New Cool

Prophecy of a Ten Ton Cheese

In presenting this delicate, dainty morsel to the imagination of the people, I believed that it could be realized. I viewed the machine that turned and raised the mamoth cheese, and saw the powerful machine invented by James Ireland at the West Oxford companies factory to turn the great and fine cheese he was making there. This company with but little assistance could produce a ten ton cheese.

Who hath prophetic vision sees In future times a ten ton cheese, Several companies could join To furnish curd for great combine More honor far than making gun Of mighty size and many a ton. Machine it could be made with ease That could turn this monster cheese, The greatest honour to our land Would be this orb of finest brand, Three hundred curd they would need squeeze For to make this mammoth cheese. So British…

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