Marge was in the kitchen making brownies when she heard loud, angry noises coming from the living room, where her husband Orville was watching TV. When she went to see what all the commotion was about, she found him watching a football game and cursing at his team, which was losing badly.
Marge shook her head and went back to the kitchen. She put the brownies in the oven and began washing the dishes. Before long she heard more angry shouting coming from the living room. When she went to investigate, she found that Orville had switched channels and was watching basketball. Once again his team was getting shellacked, and he was telling them what he thought of them in no uncertain terms.
Marge rolled her eyes and went back to the kitchen. She took the brownies out of the oven and finished washing the dishes. Suddenly she noticed that Orville had become very quiet. Her curiosity got the better of her, and she went to…
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