Prison vs. work

bluebird of bitterness

Just in case you ever get the two confused.

In prison you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
At work you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

In prison they give you three meals a day.
At work you get a short break for one meal, which you must pay for.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get more work for good behavior.

In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you can get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison your family is allowed to visit.
At work you aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.

In prison all your expenses are paid by someone else.
At work you pay all your own expenses, and they deduct taxes from your paycheck to pay for prisons.

In prison you must deal…

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